What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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