i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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