Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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