Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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