I look better un-naked...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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