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• (281): View more from Texas

  I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  your address is 607B right?

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  yeah why?

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  i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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  Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand

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• (941): View more from Florida

  im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester

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