Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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