Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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