that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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