he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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