And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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