it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
