I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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