Small penises have feelings too.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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