the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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