i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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