kristin has been a bad kristin
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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