its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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