Umm I'm too high to move.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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