I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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