Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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