god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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