the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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