did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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