Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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