We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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