They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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