I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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