I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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