i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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