i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you would pick up someone in the library
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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