This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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