we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Watching her eat just hurts me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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