i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
