Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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