You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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