I seem to have left my pride at pride
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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