oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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