Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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