Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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