i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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