No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
