party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
