I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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