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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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