I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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