Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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