I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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