he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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