She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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