At least make sure they are 18
Why
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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