We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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