Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Pants are for mortals
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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