Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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