And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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