i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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